Citizens survive another weak-end in CV5. Bogler mayhem and twatterati down to a minimum; must be the calm before the festive storm. The usual army of corporate backsliders and cyber-parvenus wend their moribund way noticing the demise of the enigmatic Sumo Fruit & Veg shop. “Another corporate flunkey hopeful bites the dust,” opines a local sceptic. “I thought it was down to the shop’s misuse of the apostrophe ‘s’ or those cut price clothes pegs, bog-roll and baked beans flamboyantly displayed in the shop front and that but I was wrong. The City Vision Thing lot have obviously debagged this little business and will soon install another set of corporate flunkey types to continue the inexorable decline into borderline adequacy and that.”
And as if by magic or osmosis another corporate flunkey gem appears across the street from Sumo – Vanginika. Billed as the shop that “offers nothing to those who have nothing in (their) mind”. “One mother of a strap line.” opines an innocent passerby on his way to the Co-op for some clothes pegs and bog-roll.
Ah well, just can’t wait for another of those Chaventry Central weak-ends down here in Earlsdon-Poundland (© Plenary Indulgence). As one other, not so innocent, passerby opined in the Albany Social club and Shooting Gallery, “It’ll make a nice contrast to see all the mongs, backsliders and Subway eating gobshites revel in this playground of naked free enterprise and shit."
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