This has been a bad week for TWUK's crack team of panning out theorists as the full heft and stench of the International Wipe-Out Gang's media machine shunted up a few gears and fired off both, a volley of theoretical ordnance; a salvo of 19th century liberal economics and some of the grubbiest journalism this side of Laura Kuenssberg all in the general direction of how things were panning out for the panners.
|Dead accurate data proving Bono is a waste of space and that|
TWUK has always pontificated about the importance of theory in society and that. Way too many of today's New Greed theorists have abandoned loads of the methodological stuff that is vital if you're going to break both any new ground, wind and other elements of the wider society thing and that.
In recognition of this key theoretical clusterfuck, TWUK has been able to uncover both the Monarchy's role in this methodological shortfall on the POI (Panning Out Index). E-mail traffic which, fortunately for TWUK has been intercepted by our outsourced boys in Langley as this twitter feed well and blatantly proves the link between the extremist, benefit scrounging, tax avoiding Windsores household and key, corporate entities in the New Greed's higher echelons. In another EXCLUSIVE INTRUSIVE we publish excerpts from the very same twitter feed. Judging by what a load of blokes said in a survey commissioned by Brock Fister (Senior Analyst, TWUK/Langley transitioning thing), a whole waste matter storm is brewing in the Westminster void and vacuum kind of thing. "People are like, hopping livid and that about how objectivity and stuff has been tossed out of the window, regardless of the human cost and other tax breaks, by the 'hard centre ground', extremist commentators who would so casually disregard TWUK's extremely viable BRAXIT approach to the whole EU rendition thing."