Wednesday 1 June 2016

PANNING OUT THEORY CHALLENGED BY EXTREMIST, FREE MARBLES THINK TANK (Special EU Edition)

This has been a bad week for TWUK's crack team of panning out theorists as the full heft and stench of the International Wipe-Out Gang's media machine shunted up a few gears and fired off both, a volley of theoretical ordnance; a salvo of 19th century liberal economics and some of the grubbiest journalism this side of Laura Kuenssberg all in the general direction of how things were panning out for the panners.


Dead iconic data shit
Data set proving the New Greed is crap
Dead accurate data proving Bono is a waste of space and that


TWUK has always pontificated about the importance of theory in society and that.  Way too many of today's New Greed theorists have abandoned loads of the methodological stuff that is vital if you're going to break both any new ground, wind and other elements of the wider society thing and that.

In recognition of this key theoretical clusterfuck, TWUK has been able to uncover both the Monarchy's role in this methodological shortfall on the POI (Panning Out Index).  E-mail traffic which, fortunately for TWUK has been intercepted by our outsourced boys in Langley as this twitter feed well and blatantly proves the link between the extremist, benefit scrounging, tax avoiding Windsores household and key, corporate entities in the New Greed's higher echelons.  In another EXCLUSIVE INTRUSIVE we publish excerpts from the very same twitter feed.  Judging by what a load of blokes said in a survey commissioned by Brock Fister (Senior Analyst, TWUK/Langley transitioning thing), a whole waste matter storm is brewing in the Westminster void and vacuum kind of thing.  "People are like, hopping livid and that about how objectivity and stuff has been tossed out of the window, regardless of the human cost and other tax breaks, by the 'hard centre ground', extremist commentators who would so casually disregard TWUK's extremely viable BRAXIT approach to the whole EU rendition thing." 

As you will agree, this screenshot blows both a massive, great, big, gaping, hole in the general state of journalism and the links between the Establishment blokes, the blokes at BBC and the way society and stuff is panning out right now.  There is a case to be made, especially when one is, like livid and that at, how not very objective loads of the blokes across the media outlets are.  Just saying like. . . . . . .Rueters














2 comments:

  1. The thing is Syntax, Kuenssburger's been trolled out all over the Wrekin and that. She needs to go down on the blokes in the West Mids hard and try to both re-establish her non-binaries, ability to write joined up and at the same time gain a few grams of the Winsore's Bolivian stash. Just saying

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  2. Er yeah I heard that Kuenssberger was moving across to QVS as a 'cutting edge' presenter, selling vacuum cleaners and shit. Things is customers will have to wary of her bias when making a purchase and that, cos they could just end up with a vacuum. Like London and shit, just sayling like

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