CV5 Weak End report

CV5 survives another weekend of city centre seepage ( shell-suited twatterati and the usual boggler mayhem). Night time economy profits were well below borderline adequate; the body count was down (on recent weeks); inclement weather saw off the usual idiots with the now customary display of uber-thongs, and see through attitudes. Attempts had been made by the licensed trade to introduce a festive element into the general fracas and mayhem but failure was their only prize. For concise summary of all this nafness refer to Plenary Indulgence’s poem Earlsdon: Down in Poundland 03/12/09