Post Lehman Bank Wank Austerity Thing

Corporate Merger by Two of The Key Global Panning Out Theorists.  Downing Street 'Bricking It' Committee of Enquiry told.

At a milestone lunch engagement today, two of the leading giants of Panning Out theory discussed strategy, tactics and shit in the light of the Post Lehman Bank Wank Austerity Thing. This sumptuous lunch engagement - where more expense was spared on the theoretical front than on the rescue chicken canapés  - has apparently sent shockwaves across the beleaguered Capital and has Downing Street apparently 'bricking it’ and that, a source close to the Cameron Gentleman’s Velcro Club opined earlier today.  Cameron's Spin Twat bloke was overheard saying something along the lines of . . .this Post Lehman Bank Wank Austerity Thing is like that floater that refuses to go down. . . or something like that.

Ideas and shit about how society can get itself out of this sorry mess, whilst leaving the over privileged Toff Chav masses drowning in a sea of their own waste material, will be hotly debated at the annual Panning Out Trans Global Conference due to be held at the recently refurbished and upgraded Cider Shack in Herefordshire.  The venue has managed to attract some of the world’s leading players in recent years and has also become a byword for loads of stuff in the Post Lehman Bank Wank Austerity Thing debate.

Although too early to predict the nature and scope of the resolutions that will gush forth from the conference, leading turf accountants and High Street bookies were said to be laying odds on non favourites at close of play today.  Meanwhile the Downing Street media circus geared itself up for a bumpy ride with heavy lifting and no chance of low hanging fruit anytime soon and that.