TWATWATCHUK RELAUNCHES AFTER PERIOD IN WILDERBEAST

Readers of this ‘blog’ (TWUK bulletin) will no doubt be aware that it has been lying dormant for a fairly longish time and that.  The reasons for this are complex and too painful to go into right now (more musings and details will appear in later postings and will be subject to the usual, rigorous standards imposed on it by the Leveson enquiry and shit).  Suffice to say that it is both directly and indirectly related to the way things have been panning out over the said dormant period (DP).  A lot of stuff has happened since TWUK was last published: change of government and all that entrails; further toxification of the High Street by the Toff-Chav commercial and banking sectors; the ‘Poundland’ Guru’s (Professor Buckley) forced exile to an unspecified Gulag in the Phnom Penh province by the dark forces at work in Downing Street and that; and, the failure of the recording industry to recognise the sheer genius and brilliance of the rock and roll quintet – The Shackletons http://soundcloud.com/shackletons - as they say in banking circles check them out.. . . . Or something along those lines.

All the various editorial and policy sub group things associated with TWUK, WatchTwat, ByronLeeSyntax or any of TWUK’s affiliate brands have been under severe attack from the commercial/banking sector during the DP.  This has resulted in both torpor, ennui and that as a direct result of the way things have panned out; the lack of confidence in output, performance and shit in a variety of sectors; and the sheer scale of the hubris that’s going down in a variety of Toff-Chav, small business flunkey circles.

It will take some time to rebuild trust in the TWUK brand.  Today’s posting is to let old friends of the TWUK Bureaux (TB) know that it’s business as usual so get in touch and submit research proposals and shit.  The editorial bloke thinks it would be useful to leave some old postings from TWUK’s archive just to remind readers just how cutting edge and that TWUK has been in the past and just how important it is to expose yourself and others in the wake of the Toff-Chav hubris thing going down in various circles.  It will also remain an article of secular, sceptic faith that the following things are uncool, nasty and that. Readers can add to this list (subject to the usual, rigorous standards imposed by the Leveson enquiry) and shit:

4 by 4 vehicles of any description,

Simon Bowel (not sure of the spellin’ and that)

The Big Society

The Earlsdon Cottage, Millsy’s, small and medium business flunkey types etc

Mayoral elections

The ‘E’ word – ‘enjoy’

In future bulletins, TWUK will be publishing a fact and hubris check.  In the meantime check this lot of dirty washing played out in public:

http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Exhibit-FM-1.pdf