HUBRIS, CORRUPTION, LIES, SEX, DRUGS & THAT

Things Not Panning Out Too Well For The Toff-Chav Cabinet

In the wake of loads of stuff and that (Levison enquiry, Westminster 'Velcro Club' exposé, Bankers’ boners -  see tabloids for details etc), the Cameroonian Project (CP), was plunged headlong into the frantic eye of a media storm yesterday.  This was both a tragic loss to the Cameron Project (CP) and the followers of TWUK.  The editorial offices of TWUK were raided following a Special Branch tip off that TWUK had managed to syphon off a few Gigabytes of Wikileaks e-mails concerning the Secretary of State for Media, Culture and ‘Sport’’s relationship with News Corps and 'elements within' the Torquay Masonic Lodge.  The e-mails now code-named Moribundi12 by the popular press and agents of state oppression are doing the usual ‘rounds’ around Westminster and that. 

As it happens, the story is out.  TWUK can now reveal the mysterious links between this now over-familiar Whitehall farrago with the odd behaviour and allocation of election muscle resources (EMR) employed by the Labour group in Coventry when they returned such a massive majority that they had to split the group into two ‘equal’ teams just so they could beat each other up, as a form of political foreplay, just before they renewed their vows to the people of Coventry to keep the city moribund, ennui-driven, uncool and that.  Like the Earlsdon Festival, this was a complete washout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qooUxQcJ9hg&feature=youtu.be&hd=1 but one in which no doubt lessons will be learned.  The thing is, if lessons aren't learned and that, things could pan out a hellova lot differenter and that might not be a very good thing.  TWUK will continue to pursue lines of enquiry, promote cutting edge research, investigative reporting and that.  Readers should also note that they can listen to the sounds of the city (that aren't moribund, ennui driven, uncool and that) by clicking on to hear the soundtrack of a lost generation as panned out by the fabulous Shackletons - the popular music quintet from Coventry by clicking on the following link.  http://soundcloud.com/shackletons